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Tired of those delivery boxes piling up? Make your own pizza at home!

When I was a kid, Friday night pizza parties were the highlight of the week. We’d order pizza from our favorite delivery place, carefully crafting the perfect pie from the list of standard toppings. Now that I’m older, I’ve realized that a real pizza party can be so much more.

Take your childhood memories and kick them up a notch with our recipe for Cornmeal Pizza Dough. Forget the standard marinara sauce and pepperoni slices – the sky is the limit when you make your own pizza at home. Try an Indian curry sauce for an ethnic twist on the Italian classic, or get in touch with your sweet side with a dessert pizza. Host a pizza party with family and friends and have everyone make their own mini pizza!

Need ideas? Check out these great recipes for Pizza with Spicy Lamb, Tomatoes and Cilantro or Smoked Eggplant Pizza with Roasted Red Bell Pepper Pesto and Goat Cheese.

Cornmeal Pizza Dough

Ingredients:

1 Tablespoon granulated sugar or honey

1 cup warm water (110º to 115ºF—warm to the touch like bathwater, but not hot)

1/4 ounce (2 teaspoons) active dry yeast

2 1/4 cups unbleached, all-purpose flour

3/4 cup fine cornmeal

1/4 cup coarse cornmeal (polenta)

1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt

1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil

Flour (unbleached, all-purpose) for dusting/kneading dough

Polenta or semolina flour for dusting pizza peel

Olive oil for the rising dough and for brushing the rolled-out dough

Cook’s note: Be sure to use liquid measuring cups for liquid and solid measuring cups for the solids.  For measuring solids, apply the scoop and sweep method.

Method/Steps:

Proof the Yeast: In a small bowl, dissolve the sugar into the warm water.  (Use an instant-read thermometer for temperature accuracy.) Sprinkle the yeast over the water/sugar mixture and stir gently until it dissolves, about 1 minute.  Let the mixture sit in a warm spot until a thin layer of foam covers the surface, about 5 minutes, indicating that the yeast is effective.  (If the bubbles have not formed within 5 minutes, discard the mixture and start over.)

Make Dough: Make the dough: In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, 2 types of cornmeal and salt.  Make a well in the center of the flour and pour the yeast/water mix and the oil into the well.   Using a wooden spoon, stir the flour into the well a little at a time, until the flour is incorporated and the dough just begins to hold together. (If using a standing mixer, transfer the dough to a mixing bowl and insert the dough hook.  For kneading the dough in a mixer, follow the instructions listed in bold below).

Knead/Rise: Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface.  Dust your hands with flour and knead the dough gently as follows: press down on the dough with the heels of your hands and push it away from you, then partially fold it back over itself.  Shift it in a quarter turn and repeat the procedure.  Continue kneading until the dough is smooth and elastic, 9-10 minutes. (If using and mixer, turn the machine on setting number 3 and let the mixer knead the dough for only 5 minutes).  Shape the dough into a ball and place it in a well-oiled bowl, turning to coat it completely on all sides with oil. (This prevents a hard crust from forming that would inhibit rising.)  Cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap to prevent moisture loss.  Set the dough to rise in a warm, draft-free place (75º – 85ºF), until doubled in volume, about 1- 1 1/2 hours.

Preheat oven: Place a pizza stone in the bottom of the oven.  Preheat the oven to 500ºF at least an hour before cooking the pizza. The oven should be VERY hot.

Roll It Out: Once the dough has doubled in bulk, remove the dough from the bowl and cut in half.  Do not work the dough at this point, as it will make it too elastic when you try to roll it out.  Instead, generously dust the dough with flour and begin to roll out.  If the dough is too elastic, let it rest, covered for 15 minutes then try rolling again.  Do this until the dough is rolled to your desired thickness.

Add Topping: Transfer the dough to a pizza peel that has been dusted generously with polenta or semolina flour. Brush the crust with olive oil.  Form a rim around the edge and fill with your favorite ingredients.

Cook Pizza: Transfer to the pizza stone and bake until golden, about 10-15 minutes.

Bon Appetit!

Bacon, It Is Everywhere – Including Your Undergarments

Remember not too long ago when the thing to do was be healthy, buy organic, go vegetarian? Well apparently that was a joke because the “thing” is now bacon. Bacon Vodka, bacon peanut brittle, bacon jelly beans, bacon gumballs, bacon wallets, bacon lampshades, bacon bras. It does not stop there and trust me it does not stop getting increasingly ridiculous. At first I thought this was a joke, a big practical joke on the average weight of Americans, and then it happened, the moment I realized this was all too real. I went to the grocery store searching for white chocolate to bake with. I found a wall of chocolate and figured this was where I would be finding my loot. But no. They had 7 varieties of bacon chocolate and no white chocolate. Now I am completely aware that NO ONE likes white chocolate, but are you really trying to tell me that there are more people who like bacon chocolate, than who like white chocolate? I was horrified.

There are some bacon products I can kind of understand (I will never completely understand bacon products):

  • Bacon Mayonnaise: you can use this on BLT’s,… well that’s the only thing that could legitimize bacon mayonnaise
  • Wrapping other things in bacon: I think this may be the culprit for making everyone crazy for bacon. My favorite recipe at Parties That Cook is the Bacon-Wrapped Prune/Persimmon with Blue Cheese and Honey-Balsamic Glaze. Another feature on the internet was bacon-wrapped hot dogs.

Ok the list ends there.

On to the list of bacon products that shouldn’t exist, because we all know these are the only reason we search the internet for bacon products:

  • Bacon bra, enough said.
  • Bacon flavored envelopes. The creators have this to say: “Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what.” I have a whole slew of things that I would place above flavored envelopes on the priority list, apparently that’s just me.
  • Bacon candy (lollipops, jelly beans), baked goods, and ice cream (I love you Humphry Slocombe but I won’t be trying this new flavor).
  • Bacon cake – an article online speaks of a woman who ordered a bacon wedding cake because it was her husband’s favorite thing other than her. Congratulations to him for finding the only woman on the face of the earth who would sacrifice her wedding day for his unreasonable obsession with bacon.
  • Bacon soap – I guess I’ll know when I meet the people who bought this product.

The bacon fad is hilarious for a nice rainy day internet search. Some of my favorites were the Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu action figures, St. Anthony – the patron saint of bacon, the “I Love Meat” sticker collection, along with many more. There are plenty of people who are plenty passionate about bacon and love these new bacon products, and power to you, because it looks as though EVERYTHING is being produced with a big fat injection of bacon. I, myself, will be using the bacon fad as amusement on a day when facebook activity is slow.

I will provide you with a DELICOUS bacon-included recipe in hopes that someday you will join me away from the dark side:

BACON-WRAPPED DRIED PLUMS WITH BLUE CHEESE
AND BALSAMIC-HONEY GLAZE

Plums:

9 ounces of thinly-sliced bacon, cut in half

2 ounces soft blue cheese

3 ounces cream cheese

½ teaspoon fresh thyme leaves

Pinch of kosher salt

24 pitted dried plums (prunes)

Balsamic Glaze:

½ cup balsamic

1 ½ Tablespoons honey

Preheat oven to 350ºF.

Bacon: Lay the cut bacon on a cooling rack over a sheet pan. Transfer to the oven and partially cook the bacon (only 5 minutes).

Make Stuffing: Using a hand mixer or fork, mix the blue cheese and cream cheese together. Add the thyme and salt. Chill in freezer for 5 minutes.

Stuff Prunes: Using a pastry bag fitted with ¼-inch tip, stuff each prune with 1 teaspoon of the cheese mixture. Wrap with a piece of partially cooked bacon and fasten with a toothpick.

Broil: Place on a baking pan and broil on one side until the bacon starts to brown (about 2-3 minutes). Turn and finish cooking until the bacon is crisp (another 2-3 minutes). If left too long under the broiler, the cheese will melt and ooze out. Transfer to a platter, garnish platter with a few sprigs of thyme.

Balsamic Glaze: Combine balsamic and honey in a sauté pan and simmer/reduce for 2 minutes. Drizzle or brush over plated prunes.